A cloud of smoke filled the room,Īnd then both the genie and the guy disappeared. The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. The genie, of course, said, 'You have one wish.' He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. The bartender said, 'Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish.' So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender told him he that would tell him later. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, 'What's that all about?'

'Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?'Ĭlick to expand.Here's the joke it's referencing:Ī guy walks into a tavern. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf.I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.' It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'Ī few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. Just one wish.each person is allowed only one!' The bartender gets really excited. Rub it.' So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. He hands it to the bartender and says.'Here. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and sets him on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

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